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"People Suck... I'm Going Mountain Biking" Hoodie — Funny MTB Sweatshirt | Cycling Humor
"People Suck... I'm Going Mountain Biking" Hoodie — Funny MTB Sweatshirt | Cycling Humor
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Some days, the best response to everything is to disappear into the woods for a few hours. This hoodie gets it. Perfect for: Monday mornings, post-meeting decompression, and honestly any day that would be improved by single-track instead of spreadsheets. Wear it to the trailhead. Wear it to the office (if they'll let you). Wear it as a reminder that the trail is always there when you need it. Premium construction. Soft interior. Zero tolerance for BS.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
⚠️ Sizing Note: We recommend ordering one size larger than you normally would.
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